So! The Gundam Cafe in Japan has these events where the voice actors record new lines for a little "skit" based around cooking that go with the specialized dishes and drinks. There was a new one starring Yzak and Athrun (ft Haro) called ZAFT Academy Experience Admission Dinner Show - Aim for Zaft Red - and luckily there are fans out there who summarize and in some, and THIS case, transcribe the whole script. So naturally I had to translate it and its beauty. Here it is under the cut.

( This literal DRAG show. )